I hope, I think, I know

bagginspotterkenobi:

atomlc:

and tomorrow all the europeans will pretend none of this happened

it takes a year to get over the betrayals

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sararye:

tumblr right now

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fuckyoutubers:

behold jafar returns

it’s so bad i cannot stop listening to it oh fuck no not againnot*clicks the reload button*

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jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try

(Source: jaclcfrost, via fallingfromthursday)

secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

you forgot about vampires

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arkenstoners:

never think ‘hey this song isn’t that bad’ because it probably will be and then climax into a gay vampire dubstep remix

fandomsandrandoms:

I am pretty sure the whole of tumblr would vote for romania if we all were not fucking broke

fuck yes, we’re all bright like diamonds in the light

the-eleventh-blog:

lefayss:

samandriel:

Is this what it’s like to live in Europe

yes

yes

(via freenogavino)

i was so excited to join the European Hunger Games tonight on tumblr but Poland didn’t even enter the competition

tobito:

we got hipsters, lesbians, jesus, gay dracula, shoes and much more

best party ever

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lordjaysus:

sallynopants:

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

get it girl

z snap

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vvebkinz:

officer snuggles lays down the law

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