and tomorrow all the europeans will pretend none of this happened
it takes a year to get over the betrayals
Screwdrivers make me smile, as well as the story of Amy&Rory. Definitely a Potter's kid, with Green Gables in heart. Chocolate addict, anti-Abstergo fighter. Currently fighting with my bachelor thesis, favourite flower? Forget-me-not.
never think ‘hey this song isn’t that bad’ because it probably will be and then climax into a gay vampire dubstep remix
I am pretty sure the whole of tumblr would vote for romania if we all were not fucking broke
fuck yes, we’re all bright like diamonds in the light
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”
get it girl